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Posted on 24th Apr at 12:09 AM, with 287,035 notes
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:31 PM, with 122,641 notes

theepichumor:

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:34 PM, with 27 notes

fashiondisastercecil:

if you only love danny devito ””ironically”” you need to unfollow 

Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:06 PM, with 216,719 notes

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:11 PM, with 363,205 notes
tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 6:43 PM, with 623,124 notes

itsadamnponyshirt:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

does anyone know what its called

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